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apolloniasaintclair:
“Apollonia Saintclair 558 - 20150318 Le clair de femmes (Moonstruck)
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melodyypng:
“my edit | source
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spikenards:

can you imagine being 26 years old and in marketing and you want to settle down with a rich stupid man who’s crazy about you and you FIND a divorcee who hasn’t talked to his ex in over a decade and has a very forgiving custody arrangement that would easily enable boarding school and is willing to MARRY you after a SIX TO EIGHT WEEK SUMMER ROMANCE with NO PRENUP and then his brat kid comes back from summer camp and it turns out his ESTRANGED OTHER TWIN DAUGHTER came back from camp and they hijack your entire life and put a lizard on you and then your hot old man ditches you for his hot mess of an ex WHO DESIGNED… THE CUSTOM WEDDING DRESS YOU HAD ALREADY PAID FOR. truly. a roller coaster summer…. all that scheming WASTED

memexico:
“mexicans be like
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ithankthevirgin:
“Julieta Morales was fired from the brothel for not being sexy anymore because her breasts got very large. However, she managed to find a stack of clients who love being suffocated by her breasts. She thanks Saint Helen with this...

astro-lana:

Signs as “Freaks and Geeks” Characters:

Lindsay Weir:

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Taurus, Aquarius, Pisces 🕊

Insanely smart but is really humble about it, a responsible and reliable friend, she’s honest with others but struggles to be happy with herself. She doesn’t know what type of person she wants to be for majority of the show, but nonetheless she always stuck to her opinions.

Kim Kelly:

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Aries, Virgo 🍒

Can be very impulsive and will make snarky comments or jokes often. But at the end of the day she cares hard and can be a supportive friend. She has very complex emotions-tough exterior, sensitive interior. She absolutely hates being belittled or not listened to.

Sam Weir:

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Cancer, Libra 💓

Awkward and shy at times but when he wants something he goes for it. He can be sensitive towards other people’s feelings and is a very loyal friend. He tends to worry too much. Can be very persuasive. Good sense of humor!

Daniel Desario:

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Scorpio, Aries🌵

Difficult to understand and can be manipulative when he wants to be. But he’s good at remaining calm in tough situations-he’s used to having a lot on his plate. At times he’s tried to impress people he likes by participating in trends, but at the end of the day he always stayed true to himself. He can be very reliable at times.

Nick Andopolis:

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Leo, Taurus, Cancer ✨

He’s really passionate about his dreams and isn’t afraid to try new things. But he’s bad at letting go of people and past events. He can never sit still, he’s always doing something active-he’s not really athletic, just hyper. His life revolves around music and people are drawn to him because of his kindness and goofy humor.

Ken Miller:

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Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius 💧

Always in a calm mood-he’s careless sometimes. He’s extremely sarcastic and usually insults people he likes. He can be secretive, not deliberately, it’s just how he is. He seems to be cold hearted a lot of the time, but when he loves someone he’ll do anything for them, and can become defensive.

Neal Schweiber:

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Scorpio, Leo, Virgo 🍂

Can be very arrogant and is very precise. He’s interesting and humorous-though sometimes he tries too hard to fit in. Sensitive but does a good job at hiding it. Tends to over exaggerate things. He gives good advice when he wants to and can be a really caring person.

Bill Haverchuck:

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Gemini, Pisces 🌚

Lowkey a genius (hence the gif lmao), and a very good and reliable friend. Sometimes he can be selfish but he’s usually sweet and awkward. Very witty and not afraid to speak his mind or stick up for people he cares about.

Millie Kentner:

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Gemini, Capricorn, Virgo 🌼

Can be overly dramatic and critical. She worries about other people’s actions but couldn’t care less what people think of her. Even though she can be pushy, she’s a supportive and caring friend who can approach complex situations calmly. She’s a good listener and very cautious.

vintagesalt:
“Jackie Chan || 1980s
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midnight-charm:
“ Martin Parr’s “Martin Parr kisses some of his favourite mugs, Bristol, England, 2005
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