and when i tell you that i love you,

you think it’s a joke

(via unzip-your-harrington)


My new book Lullabies is now available via Amazon, + The Book Depositoryandbookstores worldwide.

☢can you save my bastard soul?☢

i’m not even going to wait until october this year
the ghost jokes have begun

Wisdom David Shrigley style
This 19 year old has a looong day tomorrow so off to bed. 


Eddie Izzard - shopping at Mac store in Soho
New York City - May 14, 2014

When I was a kid I saw his HBO special. I watched it so many times I still know most of the words.  It was the first time I saw a man dressed feminine, be funny, and not have women as a punch line. He didn’t slump out in front of the stage embarrassed by his clothing, he came out perfectly happy, hoping around, and didn’t do some silly feminine voice for laughs, he just used his voice, he wore his clothes, spoke about social injustice, and he was fucking funny. It was nice to watch a comedian and not be the fucking punch line or a flattened stereotype for laughs. 

Eddie Izzard is the greatest man alive. 
You’ll pry my Oxford comma from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.

very muchly non happy