Maxime. 18. Essex. I don't act my age.
You won't stay around for long.

Twitter: @MQuetzal

I’m so excited for later.

I get my dose of Garfield and Stone on the big screen,

Then I spend time with some cool people.


How bra stores seem to think things work:
Anything smaller than a C cup: must be pre-pubescent. Ugly patterns, and colours. Lot's of animals and stripes.
C to D cup: A woman! Pretty lacy things, nice patterns, large variety.
Anything over a D cup: Beige. Lots and lots of beige.


Selfie quad #10
We were about to go out for dinner and I ate a strawberry and got pink strawberry juice all over my white shirt 🍓

Alice is actually beautiful. You deserve an ‘unf’



Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall



How to Turn All Your Essays into Feminist Rants No Matter the Subject Matter: An Autobiography by Me. 


look if you unironically say ‘money can’t buy happiness’ then either you’ve never faced a real financial struggle or you’ve achieved enlightenment, because goddamn does financial security feel an awful lot like happiness when it’s something you’re not used to